PETTY COURT

Get a ruling on your pettiest argument.

Argue it out live with AI Judge Penny for up to 5 minutes. She hears both sides, cross-examines you, then hands down the verdict.

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2 people, 1 screen About 5 minutes Verdict card included
Who ate the fries The thermostat Loading the dishwasher "Five more minutes" Anything else petty
AI Judge Penny

Start a hearing

Sit side by side so you're both on camera. Judge Penny will open by asking who's filing.

You'll be asked to allow your camera and microphone.

How it works

1

File the case

Tap Start and AI Judge Penny comes on video. Whoever's filing tells her what happened.

2

Both sides testify

The other person gives their version. She asks pointed questions, then you each get a closing argument.

3

She rules

Judge Penny decides who's right and why. You get a verdict card, and a video if you recorded, to share.

Example

Every hearing ends with a ruling.

The verdict card has the case name, who won, why, and what happens next time.

“One offered fry permits one fry, not a wandering expansion into half a cup. Aspiration is not a side order.”AI Judge Penny, The Matter of the Missing Fries
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Terms & Privacy

Last updated October 2, 2026

Judge Penny is an AI

Judge Penny is an AI character. Her questions and rulings are generated by AI in real time. Rulings are entertainment, not legal, financial, or relationship advice.

Who can play

Everyone in the hearing must be 18 or older and agree to take part. Either person can end a hearing at any time.

Keep it petty

Petty Court is for small, harmless disagreements. The judge will end hearings about serious matters like abuse, custody, money disputes, health, or crimes.

Recordings and sharing

If you make a reel, the video is made on your device and only saved if you download or share it. Get the other person's OK before posting it, and use the platform's AI-content label where one is required.

Payments

One hearing is $6.99 and three are $14.99, charged once through Stripe. Hearings never expire. If the judge can't connect or the court is busy, the hearing goes back on your pass automatically. For anything else, reply to your Stripe receipt and we'll make it right.

Privacy

During a hearing, your camera and microphone are streamed to our AI providers so Judge Penny can see and hear you, and the transcript is used to write the ruling. Recordings you make stay on your device unless you share them. We use TikTok and Meta pixels to measure our ads. We don't sell your data.